AS Monaco Signs Radamel Falcao. Wait...What?

The European transfer window isn't even open for another month, but the biggest summer signing may have already happened. French club AS Monaco, newly-promoted to Ligue 1, have bought Colombian striker Radamel Falcao from Spanish side Atletico Madrid for somewhere between 45 and 60 million euros. Monaco, which we must repeat, were just ***ing promoted to the top French League, fought off England sides Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea, and just about every single one of the world's top...